ALMOST EXAM TIME!

Five minutes to go!

Overheard in dining hall

Girl A:. I haven't had sex in a month, and it's just not normal.
B: Yeah, right?  My usual load is every two or three weeks.
A:. This is just how I am.  We made passionate love.  I just need a man.
B: Yeah, once you had sex it's hard to not have it....

Ok, where were they when I first went to college....

Donuts, O Heavenly Donuts

There is this donut shop in Ottawa called Suzy Q.  Take a look at some of their offerings.  Wish you could have a taste too :)

Writing Nonsense

You know, I really like Sociology as a subject.  But sometimes I think they should just talk sense.

Take a look at this chapter heading:  Equality: A Riddle Wrapped in a Mystery inside an Enigma

I mean, seriously?  Who the fuck writes like that?  What does it even mean?  I get it that they have to make up shit to fill the pages of a textbook, to justify charging crap loads of money, but at least give me something that makes sense, no?  Can't they write the people talk?  Can't they fucking learn from Stephen King?  Assholes.

And that's not an isolated thing.  Take a look at this gem:

Consciousness as consciousness of consciousness.

Right.  And I want to shove that consciousness right up your conscious ass.

 

Fleas of a thousand camels

There is this a*hole jer*ff who goes to the same gym I do.  Said person would put a towel on a bench, thereby occupying it, and put cellphone next to the free weights, as though to demarcate territory.  Then said person would go do other exercises, often for a good half hour.  Thus taking over half the f**king gym.

See picture below.

See the towel and cell placement?

Chunski can be expected to call them out, and threaten their future offsprings.  Unfortunately, the person is a canine of the opposite gender.  Many better men than I have tried to "deal" with such animals, and all have failed miserably.  Chunski is not about to do that.  I did however slam 50 pounders hard on the floor next to the cell, spit on her phone, and drip sweat onto the towel.  Just saying.  Sometimes, sadly, small victories are one can claim.

In the immortal words of Johnny Carson (if you actually who he is, you are seriously dating yourself), "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ____ (name whatever body part you like)."

It's so pretty!

Except for the fact that it's April 9 already!  :(   Forecast up to 3 inches today!  Hurray!

Seriously?  It's APRIL!

 

SONG OF THE DAY

Most days I walk to and from campus (unless it's icy and crap like that).  Not a very long walk.  Maybe 3.5 miles round trip.  And, like what I used to do in class, I'd do a song of the day.  So each morning I pick a song, and play it while I walk.

 Amazing how much more you'd appreciate the song if you listen to it repeatedly about 100 times a day....

BTW, today's song has special relevance, since I have a French test tonight.  Yup.... :(

Today's song:

ENJOY!!!!